National joke

 One ; with prices exterminate 80,
exterminate with unemployment after 70,
with urban management After exterminate 60,
exterminate with laid-off after 50,
exterminate with demolition after 40,
After the use of medical reform exterminate 30,
II
drink out of a friend, (Boxun boxun.com)
a Valentine's dance,
gambling out of enemies,
stocks a madman ,
忽悠 a celebrity,
hard work out of mediocre,
messages out of Homo sapiens,
read out the stupid people,
official out of the rich,
hard out poor.
leaders of the three
busy box Lane;
important work at the banquet in;
cadre appointment and dismissal of the bargain;
Engineering the contract in the black box in;
the grasp of the work in the slogan in;
the urgent need to do in the meeting;
; proper planning in the closet;
unhealthy trend in the notice should be in the brake;
cadres to help the poor in a car; < br> valuable talent in the eulogy;
inferior goods in the advertisement;
luxury building in the body in;
touching female secretary in the bedroom;
sounding words in the report;
; brilliant figures in the summary;
great achievements in the water;
encouraging progress in the creative !
true friends are ... ...

four br> life, so that the primary mortgage to scrap the
words, let the keyboard to scrap the < br> TV, so advertising to scrap it,
lamb, so lean to scrap the
hero so beautiful to waste a
girl, so wealthy to scrap the
handsome, so rich woman to scrap the
cadres, to allow the yuan to scrap the
; medical ethics, so that medical representatives to scrap the
letters, so that calls to scrap the
designer, was the boss spent the
Institute boss, so that the estate
Party to scrap the hotel for the Government to sign the bill to scrap the
national football, so football to scrap the
athletes, so stimulants to scrap the
life, so that medical expenses to scrap the
stomach, so that the wine
to scrap the lung, so cigarettes to scrap the
students, make the network to scrap the
son, wife to scrap the
to farmers, so that wages to scrap the
law, to allow the Court to scrap the
; sleep, so night clubs to scrap it
attractions, the Golden Week to scrap the
children, so that waste of Sanlu milk powder
a group, so do not talk to scrap the
precious youth, so that the work to scrap the
;
five Chinese officialdom, ;
bubble tea, cigarettes, a hundred; lying on the sofa, looking at the newspaper; music listen, the secretary accompanied; tonic eating, a small drink with;

spend the public money, private money in the; higher cajole, lie to the lower level; belly forward, fashion wear; sauna wash, bubble dance ;

said foul language, civilization and talking; Miss hug, mahjong rubbed; prostitutes prostitute with his wife idle; Private lived Valentine possessor;

feed the pet, attractions turning; relatives guarding the back door open; debt by public funds was spent ; relief to the, approved the IOUs;

blowing results, lie said; problems dragging, the benefits received with; finance without the knowledge of Check dodging; doing bad things, people saying the.

six
mobile company executives on the public toilets, porters uncle said: get out of the two San Mao Mao! Leng manager said: it still charges? Grandpa wrote: Learning movement, double the fees. CEOs come from the toilet has to be stopped: you squatting is 八号 pit, pay a dollar Xuanhao Fei; put a fart, a dollar to pay roaming charges; more than three minutes, and make a dollar out fee; toilet background music, ring tones fees received two hair; If you often visit, I advise you to do a comparative cost-effective package toilets.
boss was furious: it is which Fa? Grandpa waved: M-Zone, my site I call the shots!

official Q & A: How can the economy boom? Chai Fangzi more land and more.

which new growth? Court brothels and traffic control.

How do anti-corruption? The first bug to feed mosquitoes. How to maintain peace where

? Underworld and white hands pull.

biggest killer training base: Driving;

Unemployment largest training base: college;

largest training base for prostitutes: Art School;

largest training base of illiteracy: technical school;

largest training base rogue: police school.

Nasha Te Wang wages,

live English house,

with Swedish mobile phone,

Dai Ruishi made watches,

married woman kimchi States,

Package sushi States mistress,

Siam country to do massage,
;
open German cars,

take the United flight,
;
Melbourne to eat seafood,

pumping Havana cigars,
;
wear Italian shoes,

play Lady of Spain,

buy Russian villa,

hire Filipino maids,

with Israeli bodyguards,

when China Type cadres.

do if the last point,

; in front of a few can be achieved.

animal emotion:

said the Bull : so many people to drink our milk, but no one told us to say
squid said: your mother, it has also become a full stomach ink thief!
kangaroo said: Alas, no money, pockets of greatest or mouse!
mouse said: Well, something to eat and drink all day in fear, can not old?
fly said: The biggest difference between me and the bees is to taste different.
centipede said: To save money, I never wear shoes.
says: I do not go to any cafe killed!
dinosaur wrote: Sorry, died too early to make your headache a!
hedgehog wrote: really want to feel the taste with others embrace ...