Jokes

1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!
2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce ...
3. wolf said: you guess, how?
put the lamb the wolf ate the results.
4. stones and cake fight, put the cake scored a kick rocks into the sea ... ... ... ...
Once there was a couple of private set for life , but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally the past 3 years the girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she sad too, her despair, thrown into the sea ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, but the girl at the place of misunderstanding , so they never become a regret. boy was heartbroken ... after a few years, boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings a guy or girl < br> answers to boys because the dumplings have foreskin
6. are called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: 7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned ...
8. before the previous one, he is a piece of corn every day, but Unfortunately, one day a fire patch of corn, have become all the corn popcorn, small to go after the ... ... less snow to cold dead ...
9. Taiwan When will want to reunification? When buying instant noodles
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: section. 11. all the soldiers: Soldier: ha ha ha ha, you hear that? finally have water to drink friends easy to find, plenty of three-legged man ah! what about? ... ..
because ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
because they are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: In short, the results are electric dead ... ...
He said: :
color!
white matter, do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Xiaoming even fall?
think twice ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
due to slippery floor Well
21. a group of objects after the completion PARTY convenience stores, 7-11 West, due to noisy, fruit shops have been hit out, but left the lamb in the store, what?
24 convenience stores are not closing ah ... ... ...
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the road, when suddenly someone shouted: sub it!
fruit hit the glass quilt, coffee cup but do what?
coffee cup with ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3 ...
24. I hate two kinds of people:
one of racial discrimination;
The second is black;
third did not know the number!
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict,
27. Jane Zhang said:
babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called
Jingjing: I called
Huanhuan: My name,
Nini: I called the
Yingying bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first ... ...
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me
Huanhuan: People call me
Nini: People call me
Yingying: People call me